I live life on an angle

boys-from-baker-street:

i hate benedict

OH

MY

GOSH

WHAT DID I JUST LISTEN TO

OH FUCK.

What is air omg

OH. MY. GOD. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR? THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES.

I can never get past 5 seconds

JESUS CHRIST. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WHAT IS IT? REALLY? I’M ON MY FLOOR NOW. I’M ROLLING AROUND, UNABLE TO STOP THE HYSTERICS.

WHAT

THE

HELL

WAS

HE

DOING

WITH

HIS

VOICE???????

Umm…I don’t really know what to say after that! XD

(Source: alaskan-bullw0rm)

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the-blubbering-howling-howler:

July 1955 - May 2012

sabdot:

bendydicks:

mscrisswarbler:

TIME WARP !

davidtennantgasm:

aro-rusco:

It’s astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I’ve got to keep control

I remember

Doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

Oh fantasy free me

So you can’t see me

No not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You’re into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You’re spaced out on sensation

Like you’re under sedation

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

Holy shit this has made my dash so much more epic.

Holy Shit that was genius

I live life on an angle

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